What to do to lose your car insurance
If you feel stupid and want to do something to lose your car insurance, here is what you should do. If you are feeling in your right mind-which I hope you are-than take this satirical advice the way it was meant to be.
If you want to lose your insurance, the best way to do it would be to drink and drive. Why? It is stupid. You are risking your own life for no reason whatsoever. Take the bus, take a cab, or get a friend to drive you home. There is absolutely no need to drink and drive. If you do, and you manage to get yourself caught because you are in your stupid "oh hello ossifer, how do you do" state of mind, you will lose your insurance.
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